There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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