Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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