Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just wanna soil my oats bro
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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