You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
zippers are such a cool invention
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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