Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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