I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
