i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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