erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
please don't ironically join a cult
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