oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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