I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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