i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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