it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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