Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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