O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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