Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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