I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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