Capitaan dildo arrescate!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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