This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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