franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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