Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
