he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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