I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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