going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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