omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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