Kiss
Puke
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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