It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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