i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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