should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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