If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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