I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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