they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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