Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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