someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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