wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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