So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.