Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
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You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun