well I can't set my house on fire every night
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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