They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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