ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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