We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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