Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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