I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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