Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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