i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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