There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
A bitchslap is in order.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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