Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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