Nicole vs. Life
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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