I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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