omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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