Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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