i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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