You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
