stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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