what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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