But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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