They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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