People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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