when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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